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31/08/08

On 30/08/08

Wake up early in the morning by my dog kangkang. Hardly can wake up in the afternoon nowadays. lol. Was spending my time rotting infront of computer playing game until afternoon, I met my cousins and went down to Suntec comex to take a look at the IT items. Once we reach there, we can hardly walk sia. SO SO SO many people but at least for me can see some pretty girls over there. =x

Kong cafe at PS. The price is not so costly and the food is quite nice. The best thing is the services Walk walk around looking for thing to buy however no suitable de thing for us to buy. In the end, we wasted our time over there without buying anything home. Went to have dinner at a Honggd. After that went shopping abit and went home. After i reach home, i str8 away went to sleep however i just cnt force myself to sleep. Also donno what am i thinking. lol.

On 31/08/08

againWent to work early in the morning but still late for work. Haiz. Think going to kana punishment by sir again soon. Everything was fine until my friend show me 2 email of his. One is i agree with him and one funny video which i will be posting below. After that nothing much and came home quite early today.

First email : LESSON TO BE LEARN

Lesson 1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your share! holders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administrati! on clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antiq ue oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared! , jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough str ength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter! . It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large fi eld.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Second Email is :

That all for the day. Hope this 2 email can brighten your day. Sign out by Alan Khoo aka MrCooL

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29/08/08

On 29/08/08

Just came back from work, not feeling tired so here I am to blog blog... Finally lingy let me see her blog liao. After reading her blog, I realized that even we are the same age, she is much much more mature now. Compare to me, I just like a kid. Haiz. Nothing to do much yesterday, so was thinking alot of thing. Like what am i going to do or which course to study when i am out for NS, what is my strong point and what is my weak point.

Ans is - I going to look for a IT job be4 i ORD and about study still pending.

Weakness of me

not gd in talking
not gd in eng, chinese and math
not gd in comforting ppl even when they are crying in front of me
not gd in thinking a topic to chat that y ppl go out with me might get bored
lazy
no patient
selfish
not much confident in myself
always think too much
over sensitive
no romance will come from me
always say small lie

Wow whole list of weakness, guess i am a goner. lol. Regarding my strong point, I really cnt think of one and I do not know my own strong point. WTH? lol.

Well suddenly I understand why ppl go clubbing or pub because it is the only time, u can throw away everything and enjoy or relax at there. This is my point of view. I always think clubbing or go pub are just waste of money but now i think in a diff way. Feeling abit down now, but nvm later go for roller blading alone might feel better.

3 more days to my first driving lesson
5 more days to my team bonding (ice-skating)
7 more days to my thailand trip

Going to spend alot of money liao. >.<

Guess I will just write until here first. Cya all and take care.!~

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27/08/08

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26/08/08

On 26/08/08

Wake up at 4am+ by my dog kangkang. He seem like having nightmare, keep barking when he is in my bed. I tapped him twice and fall back to sleep however he woke up and disturb me. At about 5am+ then fall back to sleep and woke up at 7.30am to go for my IPPT at CCK.

Manage to pass but i ran like hell. lol. almost fail again. After my IPPT, went to meet ridhuan and angie for breakfast but only i eat. lol! >.<

Ridhuan drove us to frog, goat, cow and dragon fruit farm. Goat and cow farm very very smelly however still quite a fun trip. Will post pic when my friend send me. After all the trip, lunch with them and took a free ride home from ridhuan.

Sign out by Alan Khoo AkA Mr CooL!~

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25/08/08

On 23/08/08

Went to work early in the morning. Thing was quite smooth for me on that day. After work, went to eat with yi xiang, glen, nadiah, ridhuan, edi and dennis. After eating, yi xiang, glen, ridhuan and me planned to go fish prawn however when we reach there, it was packed with people. We stayed over there for about an hour chit-chatting and see people fish. After that glen send me home. Planned to take some photo however too many people. Feel very paiseh. lol.

On 24/08/08

Went to work in the afternoon. Everything is fine just that one of my teammate is ORDing liao !! Today is his last day of work so next time i got no people to talk and joke with liao. Sad sia. >.< Haiz well All the best dude !! Remember to come out with us next time !!

Yea !! Another team bonding event on the 3rd Sept !! AND AND IT IS MY FAV SPORT !! Guess what? IT IS Ice-SKating !! haha. Hope it will fun on that day !!!!!

Gtg to get back to work liao. Cya guys and girls ~~ Take carE **
Sign out by ALaN Kh0o AkA Mr CoOl ^^

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21/08/08

Yawn ~~ currently working night shift now. Since I quite free now, jiu faster blog and can rest at home later.

On 18/08/08

Wake up VERY EARLY in the morning. It was even earlier then my working hour. WHY? COS WE HAD A TEAM BONDING PROGRAM AT PUALA UBI. We suppose to reach changi village for breakfast at about 7.45am however my friends and I reach there about 8.45am. HAHA. Well not my fault. That all i can say. =xx

After we had our breakfast, we went to take boat to PUALA UBI!!!! Haha. How long have it been since i last take boat. Upon reaching, we spit up and rented our own bicycle. After all of us had rented the bike and we got the map. We start our cycling trip!! We had a wonderful leading leader that day although we met 3 dead ends that day. LOL. ALL the dead end we met is not those short distances will reach de. >.<>.<

That all~ TAKE CARE ALL! Sign out by Mr Cool AkA ALa

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16/08/08

On 13/08/08

In the afternoon, went to jurong to meet my new gay friend ridhuan cos he is accompany me down to ICA to do my passport. Lucky when we reach there, do not have much ppl, so we waited for about 10min jiu si wo men de turn liao. lol.

Went back to jurong for window shopping at IMM and watch movie "The mummy 3" with ridhuan, leo sim and alvin. Leo sim and alvin join us after their work. After went to one of the coffee shop for a little chit-chatting and went back home as i got in-service tml early in the morning.

On 14/08/08

Went for in-service early in the morning. Sleeping all the way when ppl is briefing something. LOL. cnt tanhan. Went back home in the late afternoon and played game all the way.

On 15/08/08

Morning shift for me today. Yawn. Almost late for work today, lucky manage to reach work place in time. Early in the morning jiu let one PRC fan dao yao si. haiz. What is this man. This few day cnt really rest well sia.

After work, took a free ride from bernard down to yishun to ah ma house as we will be going for movie "12 lotus" at amk hub. This show abit disappointing as it is not as good as they rated. I don really understand what is the whole show about. Well jiu blog dao here liao ba, need to prepare for work liao.

That all~ TAKE CARE ALL! Sign out by Mr Cool AkA ALaN !

4 stars for the above movie

2 stars for the above movie

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13/08/08

On 11/08/08

Went for work however seem like i forget to bath or i very sway this few days. Work was not really smooth for me and keep got trouble with work which make my mood swing. However manage to keep myself calm. Well 4get about that. Went home and played my new game namely combat arms. It is a first person shooting game. Not that bad. If u wanna the link, just msn me.

On 12/08/08

Went back to camp for survey early in the morning. Although i sleep very EARLY (3am), almost cnt wake up in the morning. Meet 2 of my squad mate and went back to camp. Lucky manage to reach there in time.

Went home after we had our lunch. Miss some of my squad mate sia. We had so much fun that time when we was in camp however now all so busy to meet up. Had abit flu on that day due to someone passed to me. LoLx =p

When i reach home I took some flu medi and sleep until 4+pm and woke up and prepared for work. Worked night shift and it was a shitty day for me too. haiz. This job is really getting on my nerve liao. Guess that i am already on ORD mood. =)

Guess jiu blog until here liao ba. Tired and lazy. haha. Need to rest awhile as later need to go down ICA to do my passport and go window shopping with friend. Upload some pic due to some request. They say just word without pic, it was kinda boring. Take a look and comment is the most welcome =)

That all~ TAKE CARE ALL! Sign out by Mr Cool AkA ALaN !

Formal Wear for my survey

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09/08/08

HAPPYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYYYY SINGAPOREEEEEEE !!!!!!

Well it is a pubic holiday for office hour staff where they can claim 1 day off next time. To me it is just another off day. Going to rot at home today. No one wanna to go out with me >.<

Have been working for the past 2 days and so many shit happened. And this is getting on my nerve!! Haiz. Just tanhan another 5more month and i will become a young adult. Have to find job outside or study. Gotta decide soon.

Nothing much to blog however i just wanna to complain that my dog kangkang have been disturbing me early in the morning, hai dao wo always not enough sleep. And it grown fatter due to mum always anyhow feed. Gotta torture him until it slim down. lol.

That all for today.
TAKE CARE AND ENJOY THE DAY !!!

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04/08/08

Mr cool, Mr nerd and Mr botak

Mr Cool and Mrs Fattie =xx

Mrs fattie and her family

Mr Cool with cute Thanson

Reached Jurong Bird Park !~

Saw the welcome word? It actually hinting u to pay there!!

Be4 we went in, we saw this 2 duck or bird?

Kana force to smile >.<

Tired ~

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03/08/08

On 28/07/08

Went to watch movie "prom night" with leo sim and alvin at causeway point. Well not really worth the money watching but overall still okie la. Went home after movie~~

Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work Work!!!

On 01/08/08

Went to meet alvin at causeway point to watch movie "The Mummy 3" however it was already fully book. >.<>

On 02/08/08

Yawn. Wake up early in the morning and went to visit my korkor(cousin) with my cousin, We brought alot of food, while praying we place all the food on a small table. After that i sense that alot of beast aiming at the food. That was us. =xx haha. We stayed there for quite some time be4 we left. While keeping the food, i found that actually there no need to keep cos most of the food finish liao. HAHA!!

Went to jurong bird park after praying. The food just now wasn't enough for us, so we went to eat outside the bird park, well it is quite exp as 1 meal is about SGD$10+ and the food is not really that nice. So i would advise u all to eat first be4 going there and buy some bottle of drink in.

After eating we go in the jurong bird park and we saw ALOT OF BIRD!! Don wack me!!! haha. Nvm that all i have to say regarding the bird park. LOL. Don wack me!!! Actually nothin much to say as i will putting up pic to show u all. It is quite worth the trip and just remember to bring your own water. Went to IMM for SHOPPING after birdpark!! ~~~ In the end, i only got myself a pair of slipper and 2 items for my dog. When i go thailand den spend more!!

That all for now. Pic will upload later. Take care all~

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